Thursday, December 31, 2009

Dylan during the decade


Jose Simian in this post on mediaite.com takes a look at what Bob Dylan did during the aughts, starting off with winning the Oscar for the song he wrote and sang for the movie "Wonder Boys" to his Christmas cover album he did for charity (pretty good video for one of the songs.)

In between the Oscar and the Christmas LP were the "Love and Theft" LP, the film "Masked and Anonymous," his memoir "Chronices" (a National Book Critics Circle Award finalist), the weird Victoria's Secret ad campaign, the "Modern Times" LP, the interesting "I'm Not There" film in which six different actors portrayed him, his radio show and Vol. 8 of his bootleg series.

Happy New Year, Bob.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Beatles Mini docs 4 Free


As a public service, and to celebrate the coming new year, The Brazosport News now provides you with the links to all 13 of The Beatles mini documentary videos that are contained in their remastered CD box set.

(We got them from the fine Beatleslane.com site.)

The viddies are:
Please Please Me

With The Beatles

A Hard Day's Night

Beatles For Sale

Help!

Rubber Soul

Revolver

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Magical Mystery Tour

White Album

Yellow Submarine

Abbey Road

Let It Be

quote/unquote ...


"I have no idea what his thinking is. Something happens when you become president. They give you the plane, they give you the helicopter, everywhere you go they play 'Hail to the Chief.' You get your ass kissed 24 hours a day. You think that America can do anything."
-- Bill Maher, in Newsweek, Dec. 28th on Obama's decision on Afghanistan

"He was born in a poor home in a far-off village, and he reached the summit of power and fortune where blacks were not allowed. Off the field he never gave a minute of his time and a coin never fell from his pocket. But those of us who were lucky enough to see him play received alms of an extraordinary beauty: moments so worthy of immortality that they make us believe immortality exists."
--- Eduardo Galeano in "Football (i.e. soccer) in Sun and Shadow" about Pele

"When you see a situation you do not understand, look for the financial interest."
---- Tom L. Johnson

"What is it that renders it possible for people to make laws? The same thing makes it possible to establish laws as enforce obedience to them -- organized violence."
--- Leo Tolstoy


(editor's note: quote/unquote is typed in St. Louis by Wilson.)

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Hitler Hates the Cubs

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Vic Chestnutt -- gone



A paraplegic who was injured in a car accident when he was 18, Chestnutt was a widely-admired performer who was supported early in his career by such top recording artists as R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe.

The 1996 tribute album “Sweet Relief II: Gravity of the Situation—The Songs of Vic Chesnutt” featured R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, and Madonna covering his songs.


Speakeasy, the Wall St. Journal blog, reports he took an overdose of muscle relaxants and died on Christmas Day.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Musicians who died in 2009

You know the biggies: JackO, Mary Travers ... They're here, but so are many others of whom you not be aware, via a slide show/audio sampling compiled by The New York Times.

Banjo says check it out.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Quote/Unquote

"Our neighbors have a Christmas display with polar bears. Their rear ends are pointed toward our house. Can this be the holiday spirit?"
                  -- "Town Talk" caller, Suburban Journals, Dec. 22, '09
 
"The populations of Europe, Russia and Japan are declining, and those of China and India  are levelling off. The United States alone among great powers  will be increasing its share of world population over time.  Relying on the import of money, workers, and brains is a Ponzi scheme that works."
               --- Michael Lind, the New America Foundation, in The Economist, Dec. 19th
 
"We live in the field of relativity. Things change."
                                             -- film director David Lynch
 
"'Well,' said Red Jacket (to one who complained he did not have enough time) 'I suppose you have all there is.' "
       ----- 'Society and Solitude, Works and Days'  Ralph Waldo Emerson

(compiled by Wilson in The Gateway To The West)

Peter Gammons ♥ Richard Justice


Richard Justice, the sports columnist for the Houston daily who writes a lot about baseball, catches a lot of shit from the reading public, including me occassionally, but I just read an interview on si.com with Peter Gammons who said Richie is on his "must-read" list.

So despite Justice's flip-flops, his condescension toward bloggers and his incessant hectoring of Astros owner Drayton McLane about the money he spends (or doesn't spend) for players, maybe he's worth reading for baseball fans. Make your own decision.

Here's what Gammons said:



SI.com: Who are the baseball people that are must-reads or must-watch in terms of being plugged into the sport?
Gammons: Well, I go back to my best friends at ESPN: Buster Olney, Jason Stark, Jerry Crasnick and Tim Kurkjian. They are must reads. Tom Verducci has always been a must-read. Richard Justice in Houston has always been a must read. I devour a lot and I am a great believer that there are really good Internet-based sites and blogs.



That is all I have to say about Justice, unless he resumes wearing that hayseed green suit that he once wore during an ESPN appearance (which he hasn't done since I called him out on it.)

For the time being, I wash my hands of all matters relating to Justice unless he crosses the line again.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Canada pwnd by The Yes Men

In Copenhagen last week, The Yes Men gave Dow Chemical a respite and instead turned its attention on the Canucks.

Press releases purporting to be from the Canadian contingent had been sent to journalists across the world announcing the country’s commitment to drastic reductions in greenhouse emissions. The cuts were surprising because they outstripped any previous pledges by the government. The statement was followed by a video of a Ugandan delegate congratulating Canada on its statesmanship.

If it all seemed too good to be true that is because it was. The press releases and video messages were in fact a stunt by The Yes Men, a group of pranksters.


How do The Yes Men succeed at what they do?

The Financial Times reports:

One problem many companies have in dealing with satirical pranks is that senior management often hide behind spokespeople, says Phil Hall, chairman of Phil Hall Associates, a PR consultancy, and former editor of the UK’s News of the World newspaper.

“A spokesperson is unremarkable, so when [an imposter] steps in, the public may well believe them. But if your brand is very strongly associated with a face – like Virgin and Richard Branson – you minimise this risk.” However, he says, if a company does get pranked, it must respond in some way, if only to make a statement: “If you leave a vacuum it will be filled with gossip.”

Mr Hall advises companies to rebut whatever has been said in an honest and straightforward way: “Tell the truth, then move on.”

Monday, December 21, 2009

Why we call it The Petrochemical Underarm

Some weeks ago we read a quote from Our Man in Austin, State Rep. Dennis Bonnen (R-Angleton) that the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality is doing a "good job. "

We wish he'd read this story by Chris Vogel in The Houston Press, which essentially shows how completely inadequate the petrochemical industry in Texas is regulated by the state.

Particular interesting were the comments Vogel obtained from a former member of the 3-person TCEQ board.

As regular readers of The Brazosport News might already know, we've been writing about a lot of this stuff on a piecemeal basis for years (but no much lately because, well, I don't think most people care and it got kind of boring and it was cutting into my "quiet time"), so it was good to see Vogel do a Big Picture story.

So go read the story (and if this includes Rep. Bonnen, please, sir, kindly email a comment to his post, 'cause we'd like to know what you think.)

That is all.

Heart covers a Lez Zeppelin song. No, seriously. "Evermore"

"Let's get together before we get much older, yeah, yeah, yeah ... "

Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Santa question

This afternoon Madalyn, who just turned 8, sidled up and, almost under her breath, confessed, "I'm a little confused."

About what?

Santa.

What about Santa?

I'm not sure if he's real.

What makes you not sure?

Some of the kids at school said he wasn't.

Oh. Well, does he always bring you what you want?

Yes.

Have you been good?

Yes.

Have those kids at school been good?

She turned her head, narrowed her eyes, and said, "I don't know."

Earlier in the day, Madalyn and her 4-year-old sister Ashlyn (aka "The Rascal") were taken to the local mall, where Santa was holding court. They wanted to see him, but there was a quarter-mile-long line of other kids waiting to see him, so they settled for walking by the side of Santa's throne and waving at him.

Madalyn gave a meek wave, Ashlyn gave a series of heartfelt, enthusiastic waves, and jumped up-and-down. Santa didn't respond until Ashlyn yelled out, "It's ME, ASHLYN!"

Santa, with a child on his lap, turned and waved.

+++++++

So, how did you handle the Santa question, back in the day? Would you handle the question differently if you could? Can you even remember that far back? If you can't, how would you handle it today?

Banjo wants to know.

"No one laughs at God in a war ... "

This song is from the LP "Far," by Reginka Spektor, and was named one of the best rock albums of 2009 by Associated Press writer Jake Coyle, who wrote, "There's a danger of underrating Spektor because she makes it seem so easy. The Russian-born, classically trained pianist plays bouncy, infectious pop songs that abrupty turn and soar. Resistance is futile."

Thursday, December 10, 2009

He can be a lil' kooky, but sometimes Ron Paul makes the 14th District proud

Congressman Ron Paul and Congressman Harry Mitchell are again joining forces to stop the increase in pay that Members of Congress automatically get every year unless it is voted down. To this end, they have introduced H.R. 4255, the Stop the Automatic Pay Raise for Members of Congress in FY2011. A “Dear Colleague” letter was sent out today inviting other Members to sign on as cosponsors of the bill.

Their efforts to stop the pay raise for 2010 was successful earlier this year. It is their strong belief that with high unemployment and the economic turmoil the nation continues to face, it is absolutely inappropriate for Members of Congress to raise their own pay.

“We Members of Congress should not be padding our pocketbooks when our constituents are still tightening their belts and losing their jobs,” stated Congressman Paul.


(Sent to us from Rep. Paul's press secretary, the playful yet commitedly conservative Rachel Mills)

I Feel Fine -- cuz of this

Banjo says, check it out

Dow pranked again

The Yes Men are at it again.

Monday, December 07, 2009

Friday, December 04, 2009

It's snowing and people are freakin out

It may be a sign of The End Times.

If it is, cancellation of the following local events will be the least of your problems.

However, as a public service, people in the heart of the Petrochemical Underarm of Texas might wants to know that:

• The Heart of Christmas in Angleton will not take place. No decision has been made on whether it will be rescheduled.

• The Nash 3 concert presented by the Exchange Club of Angleton has been canceled and will not be rescheduled.

• The Festival of Carols at Brazosport College has been postponed until Monday night.

• Brazosport College Drama Department's performance of "Sorry Wrong Chimney" will go on as scheduled at 8 p.m. today.

On football: Big 12 Champs & Texans-Jags


We see via our favorite sports betting emporium that the Texas Longhorns are 14.5 point favorites over the Nebraska Cornhuskers in Saturday night's Big 12 Championship game at JerryWorld in Arlington, Texas.

That's a lot of points to give in a football contest if you like the Longhorns. Be that as it may, we think the Longhorns will cover. Our advice is to go with the Horns if you are wagering, which we are not doing.

The other football contest that's of great interest in the Petrochemical Underarm of Texas is the NFL matchup between the Houston Texans and the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday.

The betting line at our favorite online sports betting emporium has the Texans as 1-point underdogs.

We'd take the Texans if we were wagering, which we're not, even though the Texans, quite frankly, have underachieved this year given the level of the athletic talent on the roster.

Texans owner Bob McNair has hinted that this contest is of utmost importance. A number of professional sports writers have taken this to mean that if the Texans lose on Sunday, Head Coach Gary Kubiak could lose his job. We have no idea if this is true.

The Texans-Jags game is not even a sellout in Jacksonville, which is truly pathetic because this game is as critical for the Jaguars as it is for the Texans.

It adds further ammo for those that say J'ville really is not a big league town and doesn't deserve an NFL franchise.

The Jaguars supposedly are for sale, though owner Wayne Weaver, denies it, but the scuttlebutt is he's willing to sell to someone who agrees to keep the team in northeast Florida. This significantly reduces the number of potential buyers who would be reluctant to invest $600 million to $800 million into a pro football team stuck in Jacksonville.

Look at the geographics of it. To their north lies South Carolina and North Carolina; to their northweast lies Georgia, populated by stone-cold Falcons fans, and to their south within the state of Florda are the Buccaneers and Dolphins. Jacksonville is surrounded!

In our opinion, Florida has one too many pro football teams, especially in this poor economy that has hit Florida particularly hard. (We read in the NY Times about a week ago that around 40 percent of Florida's homeowners have negative equity in their homes. We did a spit-take while sipping our Metamucil when we read that statistic.)

Our advice to Mr. Weaver and the other NFL powers-that-be: send the J'ville franchise to LA or San Antonio. Jacksonville will get over it.

We think San Antonio would do backflips for an NFL team and would be willing to cough up enough public monies to get a stadium built. Of course, we're fairly sure that Texans owner Bob McNair and Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, who both reportedly wield considerable influence in the league, wouldn't be too crazy about another NFL franchise in the Lone Star State.


(Editor's note: We have become apprised recently that the Federal Trade Commission now requires bloggers to disclose any financial arrangement they might have with certain business persons of whom they blog about. With that in mind we would like our readers and the United States federal government to know that we have an advertising agreement with Bodog, our favorite online sports betting emporium, with whom we've never placed a wager. As part of our advertising agreement, Bodog has asked that we place one hyperlinked mention of their sports betting emporium in one post in The Brazosport News, along with a standing hyperlink to Bodog that you might have noticed in the right sidebar, which has been there around 3 years or so. The Brazosport News neither condones nor discourages placing monetary wagers on sporting events, believing that citizens should what they want with their money, so long as it does no unnecessary harm to themselves, their friends and loved one, or the The Republic as a whole. The Brazosport News also acknowledges that gambling is addictive for some persons and is an acknowledged "illness" in the eyes of most psychiatrict/addiction professionals. Go Horns!)

Thursday, December 03, 2009

For $50, you now can get married in a Houston dance hall

There's a new business in Houston designed for the get-married-quick crowd, we read here in The River Oaks Examiner.

Channel 39 already has jumped on the story (see embedded viddy), choosing to focus on the really quick, spur-of-the moment, let's-fuckin'-do-it, walk-up marriage crowd. Those ceremonies all take place at the West Wind Club, conveniently located off Hwy 290 between the Sam Houston Tollway and The Loop, for only 50 bucks. There's a bar there.

The downside of that option, apparently, is that the preacher on call wears a big black cowboy hat.

And forget a sunrise ceremony. You can only do the walk-up, super quickie marriage between the hours of 4 p.m. and 1 a.m. There could be a whiff of stale beer in the air, too, though we're not sure.

 

If you want to avoid the ambience of a dance hall, there are any number of other options available by getting married via getmarriedinhouston.com.

You pick the place, time, etc.

There's no getmarriedinouston.com wedding chapel per se, all the better to contain overhead costs and give you, the marital consumer, the best possible product for you hard-earned dollars.

It looks like all the non-quickie marriage options entail dealing, at one time or another, with Paul House (as opposed to the preacher on call at the dance hall, who may be wearing a large black cowboy hat.)

Paul, we are told, was "reared" in a Christian home, and his

"biblical exploration led him to break down passages into individual word studies drilling down to the root languages of the Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic. Throughout this detailed analysis of God’s Word, it revealed the simplistic and overlying principle of God’s Word…… God is Love!

"Paul’s personable demeanor naturally puts others at ease and makes him very approachable. He makes no pretense of being perfect or above others as clergy, but rather encourages people to look towards God’s Word to discover the simple truth that God loves each and every one of us.

"As a wedding minister, Paul has a gentle style and smoothly improvises when things do not go exactly as planned. He tells couples to not worry during the ceremony, but to relax and he will subtly give cues and direction as needed throughout the ceremony. "


If you write you own vows, Paul advises that you "keep it short."

Also, it costs more than $50 to get married via the non-quickie method, but I'll be damned if I could find anywhere on the getmarriedinhoustondotcom Web site exactly how much, although the downpayment required is a hundred bills.

No worries, though. We're sure the cost is reasonable. And look at what you're getting -- a lifetime of happiness.

You've got to hand it to the Taiwanese -- they know how to cover a Big Story

Reports Dvice

While Western news channels have been full of the usual archive footage of: Tiger's house; Tiger and wife; Tiger holding golf trophies aloft; TIger excavating his nose for gold-plated boogers, the hi-tech nations of the Far East have gone one further. Taiwanese channel Apple Action News has cranked the silly-o-meter up to eleven with an animated graphics reconstruction of what happened between Mr Golf and his Missus — and sweet Jesus and all the baby angels, it's tacky.


A new face in Bloggerville


The James A. Baker III Institute for Public Policy has decided to provide us with a "blog."

It'll be hosted on the Houston daily newspaper's Web site, but it will NOT be edited by the newspaper, which probably is a good thing as they seem to have their hands full.

We're guessing the think tank's blog won't be heavy on the snark and contain a lot of F-bombs.

Good. Enough of that around already.

The JABIPP (we just created that acronmy for the Rice U.-based institute; we think it's catchy) also recently plunged into Twitter, Facebook and launched a newsletter you can sign up for right here.

Welcome to Bloggerville, JABIPP!

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Marlana Aref: Sis-boom-bah

Because I love football, and in an effort to boost our declining traffic, we present Marlana Aref, a cheerleader for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.



Is this wrong?

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Remembering John Whitmire, reporter


Above you will see a photo of reporters, photographers and one editor gathered in the newsroom of the late, lamented Houston Post newspaper to commemorate John Whitmire Day.


John is the fellow with the hangdog expression seated on the stool, holding his ever-present cup of machine coffee. John, who died of an aortic aneurysm around '96, was known for wearing essentially the same thing to work everyday: navy blue sportcoat, dress shirt buttoned to the toppermost of the poppermost, no tie, spit-shine black Roper boots and usually khaki trousers (he threw us all for a loop this day by wearing jeans.) He was a curious character. The boy had a such dour world-view that one afternoon during lunch, it was decided that he should have been a motivational speaker. Later that afternoon, flyers of his mug shot with the slogan "Think Positive" suddenly began appearing around the 4th floor newsroom, in the elevators, in bathroom stalls, and so forth. Soon thereafter, a John Whitmire Day was declared, so those that were so inclined decided to do their best to dress like John. This photo is not a complete sampling of those that participated since news had to be reported and meetings had to be attended.

It was gallows humor, of a kind, but who could really blame us? None of us had received a pay raise in years, yet there we still were, though our ranks were beginning to turn over more rapidly. John's ambition in life was to live in a hotel and write cheap paperback novels about crime and detectives and other such Philip Marlowe-style prose.

During his second and last tour of duty at The Post, he accomplished the former, bunking at The Houston House downtown.

He wrote some novels, or at least took an honest stab at them, but never had one published to our knowledge before he suddenly passed away one night at his San Antonio apartment, after he joined the ranks of those fleeing the failing Post.

His wife, a lawyer whom he met while covering a story about the homeless in Houston (as we recall to the best of our recollection), reported to us that he complained of indigestion that night as they lay in bed. It was much more than that, as we now know, and he died on the operating table.
Personally, I should report that I first met John while stationed in the one-man Galveston bureau of The Houston Post in the early 1980s. I was the bureau chief (get it, one-man bureau?) and he was working at the newspaper in Texas City. We met at a regularly scheduled meeting of the Galveston Press Club, which essentially was a beer drinking bullshit session at someone's home. John introduced himself and mentioned a story I had written in The Post that he enjoyed reading. It was about a guy, George Pressley, who bore a resemblance to James Young, a guitarist/vocalist with the rock band Styx. Pressley managed to pass himself off as Young in the Hitchcock area of Galveston County and in due course was convicted of having sex with a 15-year-old girl "who fell prey to his charade," reported Rolling Stone magazine on Page 18 of the July 9, 1981 issue (Margot Kidder is on the cover.) I ran across a copy of that edition of Rolling Stone the other day while rummaging through old stuff, which included the photo above this posting, which led to what you're reading now.

I kept the copy of the magazine all these years since I authored the story in Rolling Stone, which was a rehash of the story I already wrote for The Post.

I probably should have given Whitmire a cut of the $350 fee that Rolling Stone gave me, since Whitmire suggested I should try to peddle the story to the fabled rock mag. Since I didn't cut Whitmire in on that deal, maybe this remembrance of him will make up for that. He'd prefer the cash, though.

Is Gary Kubiak Texan Toast?

The head coach of the Houston Texans admitted on KILT-AM Radio that it's a fair question.


And if you follow this sort of stuff, you may recall that former Pittsburgh Head Coach supposedly said recently that Houston is one team he'd like to coach. The specific word Cowher allegedly used is it would "excite" him to take over the Texans job.

As a football fan who began attending pro games as a youth back in the George Blanda Houston Oilers days of the old AFL, there is a sizeable percentage of Texans fans that not only would be excited to see Cower's spittle flying on the sideline while chewing out an underachieving local hero, they would damn near reach karmic consciousness.

It'd cost Texans owner Bob McNair, though. Maybe as much as $10 million a year, we read somewhere. That's a lot of money to coach a football team, but McNair has got to be pretty tired of losing.

What do you think?